Looking for jokes that won’t offend anyone and are safe for work? We’ve gathered the best of the best in this ultimate list of funny and corny work jokes. You just might get some giggles and groans!
1. One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called: YouTwitFace 2. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. 3. I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line. There should be confetti in the tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blowout. owout. 5. Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. There should be confetti in tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blowout.
6. What’s Forrest Gump’s password. 1Forrest1. 7. Why is cold water so insecure? It’s never been called hot. 8. I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either. 9. I like what mechanics wear…overall. 10. Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier.
11. A lawyer told a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” The lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.” 12. What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me! 13. Boss told me that as a security guard, it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6, but I’m not sure what it’s got to do with security. 14. The CEO of Ikea was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He’s currently assembling his cabinet. 15. There were two muffins in an oven, and one said, “It’s getting hot in here, isn’t it?”. The other muffin gasps, “Ahh! A talking muffin!”
16. This morning I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel. 17. Boss: How good are you are PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word. 18. Me: I want to travel. Bank Account: Where? To work? 19. Monday. The moment when Sunday is overtaken by the sadness and anxiety of the coming Monday. 20. Just started dating someone in the admin. They tick all the boxes.